SHIPPING & DELIVERY
Do you ship worldwide?
Yes. We ship to every corner of the world. No exceptions.
How much does shipping cost?
$0.00. Shipping is 100% free worldwide on all orders. We cover the logistics so you can focus on wearing the chaos.
How long will it take to get my order?
Standard international shipping takes 7 to 14 business days depending on your location. Once your order is processed and handed to the courier, we’ll email you a tracking link so you can stalk your package until it arrives.
PRODUCT & QUALITY
What is the quality of the shirts?
We don’t do thin, see-through trash. All our products are made from Premium Heavyweight Cotton (175+ GSM). They are thick, structured, durable, and noticeably high-quality.
Are the shirts pre-shrunk?
Yes. Our premium combed ring-spun cotton is pre-shrunk and ethically sourced. It will hold its shape and heavy structure wash after wash—unlike your ex.
How do I choose the right size?
Our shirts feature a modern unisex regular fit that runs true to size. If you want that classic, relaxed streetwear look, we recommend ordering your usual size. If you prefer a super baggy, oversized aesthetic, go one size up.
CARE & MAINTENANCE
How should I wash my heavy cotton tees?
To keep the graphic looking crisp and the heavy cotton feeling premium:
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Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors.
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Tumble dry low or hang dry (recommended).
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Do not iron directly over the print unless you want to ruin the joke.
RETURNS & REFUNDS
Can I change or cancel my order?
You have a very tight window. We process orders fast. If you made a mistake, email us immediately at support@illicitshirts.com with your order number. If it’s already printed or shipped, you’re stuck with it.
What is your return policy?
If your item arrives damaged, defective, or we sent you the wrong thing, we’ll replace it for free. Just send us a photo of the issue within 30 days of delivery. Because our items are printed on-demand, we do not accept returns for buyer's remorse or ordering the wrong size. Check the size chart before checking out!